Кто с чем к нам зачем -- тот от того и "того"...
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A woman was severely injured when her partner’s idea for using a power saw as an impromptu sex toy went badly awry, with the woman being intimately sawed in the process.
The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel in the early hours of the morning, with the 911 caller explaining that he had placed a sex toy over the saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner as a DIY vibrator.

Much to the surprise of the couple, during use the blade sawed right through the plastic sex toy, and then into the woman, severely injuring her in the process.
The 27-year-old victim was quickly flown to Prince George’s hospital center by Maryland State Police. It does not appear her condition is life threatening, although it seems unlikely to improve her sex life.
Law enforcement officials vowed to follow up on the case, to determine whether the injury was indeed merely an accident involving consensual behavior, they say.
Via BayNet.


A woman was severely injured when her partner’s idea for using a power saw as an impromptu sex toy went badly awry, with the woman being intimately sawed in the process.
The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel in the early hours of the morning, with the 911 caller explaining that he had placed a sex toy over the saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner as a DIY vibrator.

Much to the surprise of the couple, during use the blade sawed right through the plastic sex toy, and then into the woman, severely injuring her in the process.
The 27-year-old victim was quickly flown to Prince George’s hospital center by Maryland State Police. It does not appear her condition is life threatening, although it seems unlikely to improve her sex life.
Law enforcement officials vowed to follow up on the case, to determine whether the injury was indeed merely an accident involving consensual behavior, they say.
Via BayNet.

А и в самом деле, что это у них ничего не получилось! xD
Могли бы хоть закрепить по людски прибор на полотне пилы.
Хотя, шесть утра -- трахаться хотелсь жутко...
Картинки почему-то не грузились… Пришлось нагуглить саму статью.
Вообще-то логично было бы убрать режущее полотно и как-нибудь закрепить прибор без оного. Я себе представляю ситуацию так: нацепили сверху девайс, скорее всего проверили — вполне вероятно, что он стал двигаться вместе с полотном. Но от трения с гм… более плотной окружающей средой хрень застряла и полотно её просто перерезало. Ну и стало резать дальше.
Напоминает историю про Макрофлекс.
Тебе бы инженером-конструктором на фабрику по производству резиновых Кенов
Спасибо за интересное предложение, я подумаю…